Okay now, this is pure genius. The Pen (Sessions), from my favorite writer on the web.

You shouldn't even be reading my site anymore, you should just be reading hers. Shooo! (alt. shue!).

If you're still here (and why the hell would you be), then think about this: I woke up this morning and showered and got dressed and couldn't button my pants because:
a) my pants shrank,
b) I'm a great big fatass who never exercises any more and all I do is work and go to school and eat domino's pizza because it's so tasty and drink beer after I have my tests because let's face it grad school is really hard, or
c) the lotion! my god the lotion!

So tonight I did 20 minutes of cardio and let's hope I can keep this up and fit back into my pants.

Coming soon: my slam poem entitled "Fuck You Addy Awards!"

Phleck.