Having spent time in the trenches of both, I present the 5 key differences between employed and unemployed life:

Employed life means: Daily showers
Unemployed life means: Weekly showers

Employed life means: Waking up before 7 AM
Unemployed life means: Going to bed before 7 AM, sometimes

Employed life means: Wearing clean clothes every day
Unemployed life means: Wearing clean clothes every week, maybe

Employed life means: Seeing your video games only on weekends
Unemployed life means: Spending time with your video games daily

Employed life means: Spending all day doing everything and being tired
Unemployed life means: Spending all day do nothing and still being tired

If you're having trouble finding the right gift for that hard to shop for John Eklund in your life, you might try his Amazon wish list.

It's time for the return of animated John.

In a mere 11 days I'll be flying home for Christmas. I can't wait!

So what's going on with you?