As annoying as junk email is it would be refreshing to receive one that told the truth:

Instead of: You are receiving this email because you opted-in to receive special offers from Paradisimo through one of our online affiliates.
It would read: You are receiving this email because we bought your email address from someone. We bought this from them even though when you filled out their online form you unchecked all the boxes that said they would put you on mailing lists. Yes we know this was a shitty thing to do but we have no souls and quite frankly when it comes to junk email we know that you can't win. That's right, it's impossible for you to win and stop getting junk email. Because we know all the mail filters out there and we'll just put all this text into an image so your little junk mail filter can't filter it out. So in summary: we bought your email address from someone you trusted not to sell it. We're going to keep sending you crap. You can't stop us. Don't even try.

Well, refreshing might not be the right word, but you get my point.

Speaking of which, I've got an addendum to add to my list of what a female can do to be sexy without having to put in too much effort. We all know about wearing glasses. We also all know about wearing a baseball hat with the hair pulled through in a pony tail. But the new one on the list is high heel shoes with blue jeans. You can quote me on this: there is absolutely nothing wrong with that.

I'll be coming home again in a few months!