var howManee = 13
var footer = new Array(howManee+1)
footer[0]="&copy JohnEklund.com. Touch this site and I will cut you."
footer[1]="&copy JohnEklund.com. Touch this site and I will get medieval on your ass."
footer[2]="&copy JohnEklund.com. Keep your hands where I can see them."
footer[3]="&copy JohnEklund.com. An apple a day really doesn't keep the doctor away."
footer[4]="&copy JohnEklund.com. No animals were injured in the making of this web site."
footer[5]="&copy JohnEklund.com. The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain."
footer[6]="&copy JohnEklund.com. Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear."
footer[7]="&copy JohnEklund.com. More fun than a barrel of monkeys."
footer[8]="&copy JohnEklund.com. Let me tell you a story about a man named John."
footer[9]="&copy JohnEklund.com. A three hour tour? A three hour tour?"
footer[10]="&copy JohnEklund.com. If nobody looks at your site does it really exist?"
footer[11]="&copy JohnEklund.com. If I were an envelope I'd be a standard number 10."
footer[12]="&copy JohnEklund.com. And John-o was his name-o."
footer[13]="&copy JohnEklund.com. All your base are belong to us."
function rndnumbery(){
var randscripty = -1
while (randscripty < 0 || randscripty > howManee || isNaN(randscripty)){
randscripty = parseInt(Math.random()*(howManee+1))
}
return randscripty
}
footy = rndnumbery()
footyx = footer[footy]
document.write(footyx)